Math+Jokes+&+Riddles

Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy ! || **Teacher: That's good** Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect ! || Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one ! || **Teacher: What do you mean ?** Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0   || **If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ?** None, they were all copycats !
 * FUN WITH MATH JOKES AND RIDDLES -If you want to add a new one, let a teacher know**
 * **Student: I failed every subject except for algebra.** Teacher: How did you keep from failing that ? Student: I didn't take algebra ! ||
 * **Teacher: Are you good at math ?** Pupil: Yes and no **Teacher: What do you mean ?** Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !   ||
 * **Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?**
 * **Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?** Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself ! ||
 * **Student: Teacher, I can't solve this problem.** Any five year old should be able to solve this one. Student: No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten ! ||
 * **Teacher: What's 2 and 2?** Pupil: 4
 * **Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?**
 * **Teacher: How much is half of 8** Pupil: Up and down or across ?
 * **Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?** Class: At once ! ||


 * __RIDDLES__**

Yet. Two Eds (heads) are better than one. At tooth-hurty (2:30). SA (essay).**If you add 2-forget and 2-forget, what do you get?** 4-gotten. EZ. A box of quackers. A horse has four legs (forelegs) in front and two behind || 
 * A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?**
 * A man had two sons and named them both Ed. How come?**
 * At what time do most people go to the dentist?**
 * Can you spell a composition with two letters?**
 * Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?**
 * If you put three ducks in a carton, what do you get?**
 * How can you prove that a horse has six legs?**